Yorkie Property Laws
If I like it, it is mine.
If it is in my mouth, it is mine
If I can take it from you, it is mine.
If I had it a little while ago, It is mine.
If it is mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
If I'm chewing something up, all of the pieces are mine.
If it just looks like mine, it is mine.
If I saw it first, it is mine.
If you are playing with something and put it down, it
automatically becomes mine.
If it is broken, it is yours
Yorkie House Rules
The dog is not allowed in the house.
OK, the dog is allowed in the house but only in certain rooms.
The dog is allowed in all rooms, but must stay off the furniture.
The dog can get on old furniture only.
Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture but is not allowed to sleep
in the bed with the humans.
OK, the dog is allowed on the bed, but by invitation only.
The dog can sleep on the bed anytime it wants, but not under the
The dog can sleep under the covers, but by invitation only.
The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.
I will not play tug of war with Mommie's panties when
she is on the toilet.
The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff
I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
"Kitty Litter Crunchies" are not food.
I will not eat other dogs poop.
I will not lick human faces after failing pledge #4 or 5.
I will not eat the disposable diapers.
I will not chew on crayons, especially red ones or
Mommie will think I'm hemorraging.
We do not have a doorbell and I will not bark everytime
I hear one on TV.
I will not bite the officers hand when he reaches for
Mommie's driver's license